Pest Detective Mugs

'I found the termites!'

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

"You should have come to see me sooner."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Yep, you've got mice, alright...and I'm afraid they're multiplying!"

Mouse Trap Fail

"Got any 'jumper' cables?"

"Those moths are getting creative...!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

A woman calls her husband to save her from a bug.

"That could be the hole it got in through."

Flee And Tick Collar

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Billy strip: fleas in auntie's house.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'We have a no bed bug guarantee. We fill each room with pharaoh ants - their natural enemies.'

"You damn fool! Can't you tell the difference between air freshener and roach spray?"

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'I warned you, no pets allowed in the kitchen.'

Removing - No. II

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'The word bath is mentioned.'