Pest Patroller Mugs

'Yo, my man! Check it out! Great seats next to the queen!!'

The West Nile Mosquito meets the East Delaware Swatter.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Save the termites.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Snail trap

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"We have raccoons."