Pest Controller Extraordinaire Mugs

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Superintendent

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

"We have a termite problem."

'The local rat population are revolting!'