Shoe Collecting Pillows

'Your feet are killing me!'

'I think Frank and I will get on really well - apparently he loves shoes too!'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Born-Again Men

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

New Shoes.

BOGOF Shoes.

It's enough to own them......

"Do you have any loafers?"

I love my prostiboots

'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?'

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"They're cheap, comfortable and well designed, haven't you got anything fashionable?"

The Secret lives of sensible shoes.

"Rats, she's putting on her stilettos: looks like we're not going for a walk after all..."

"You must have hundreds of pairs of shoes already."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"The nerve! Wearing red pumps!"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The best racehorses have the best trainers

Extreme Makeover: Old Woman Who Lives in a Basketball Shoe Edition.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

"I cried because I had no Charles Jourdans, and then I saw a man who had no Florsheims."

"I should stop buying shoes."

"Do they make my feet look big?"