Snow Buff Gifts

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Of Mice and Men.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Vincent Van Goth.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'How was your holiday?'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Cheese.'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

"Three, please. Any color."

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

Raining cats and dogs.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose