Shoe Care Pillows

No Shoes, No Service

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'Yeah, I used to play cricket. How did you guess?'

Shoe Shine Boy

'You say 'They're nice and shiny'... I'll have to take to take your word for it!'

'Be about three hours.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Shoe repair

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Not you again, Achilles.

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

Paul's Bunions

At the heel bar

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

'The Cab's here!'