Shoe Repair Professionals Gifts

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Shoe repair

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Shop signs.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"They're a little tight."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Master Plumber

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

At the heel bar

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Heel."

"Forget it. You have as much chance of fitting in that shoebox as I had of fitting in the shoes."

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Shoe shinespit shine.