Shoe Repair Professionals Gifts

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Shoe repair

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"They're a little tight."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Master Plumber

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

At the heel bar

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Forget it. You have as much chance of fitting in that shoebox as I had of fitting in the shoes."

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"

'I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!'

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"Heel."