Shoe Repair Technician Gifts

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Shoe repair

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Not you again, Achilles.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Do these come in blue?'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"The rabbit got lost."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill