Shoe Repair Aficionado Gifts

Not you again, Achilles.

At the heel bar

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Crocodile Shoes

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'