Shoe Repair Aficionado Gifts

Not you again, Achilles.

At the heel bar

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Shoe repair

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

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Crocodile Shoes

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'