Shoe Repair Technician T-Shirts

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Shoe repair

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Not you again, Achilles.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Do these come in blue?'

Genius Bar

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"The rabbit got lost."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

God's lil' fix-it shop.