Shoe Repairer Mugs

Two shoe-shiners fighting over a client.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Shop signs.

Lost Soles

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Shoe repair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Not you again, Achilles.

'Do these come in blue?'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

At the heel bar

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

"Heel."

'I'm a 10 12.' - 'What, litres?'

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!