Starting A Shoe Repair Business Prints

'No, sir, I'm afraid we don't offer courtesy shoes while yours are being repaired.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Shoe repair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Shop signs.

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

Italian Shoes.

At the heel bar

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

Lost Soles

"Heel."