Shoe Repairman Prints

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Mister Pretty Shoes

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Shoe repair

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Was it a fuse?"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"You're late."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Not you again, Achilles.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'