Shoe Repairman Pillows

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Shoe repair

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Was it a fuse?"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"You're late."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Not you again, Achilles.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"