Big Foot Enthusiast Pillows

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

It's Bigpoot!

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

Foot Injury

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."