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'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clown Skis.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

Here comes trouble...

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

Massive Footwear Clearance.