Cosmic Crisis Enthusiast Gifts

"No, not today. Something's come up."

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Stephen Hawking

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Science versus religion?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."