Cosmic Conflict Aficionados Gifts

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Stephen Hawking

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Loggerheads

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.

You are everywhere.

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Whoops!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles