Cosmic Conflict Aficionados Mugs

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Loggerheads

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

The Dawn of Time.

You are everywhere.

Day One, NASA

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars