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When God works online.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Michael Jackson.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

US fears missile competition.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Connect This, Woo-Woos

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'

Lust in Space.

I can give you the Moon.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Gardening By The Moon

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Did you have to come far

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

God uses the universe as a reading light.

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Moon Dump

'Don't get spacey on me.'