Cosmic Coder T-Shirts

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

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Boptimism

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

The Ordered List

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Microwave confusion.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Medical Billing & Coding

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

He crash tests software.

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'Y2K compliance!'

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.