Cosmic Codebreaker T-Shirts

Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Problem?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Now you're talking my language.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Try S instead of L."

"Did you hear something?"

No Air Guitar

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Samuel Morse