Cosmic Codebreaker T-Shirts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Problem?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Now you're talking my language.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Try S instead of L."

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

No Air Guitar

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

"Harry has the ability to guess people's password hints."

Samuel Morse