Binary Code Breaker T-Shirts

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

The Digital Family

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Binary Man

DIY horror.

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"Problem?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Robot Eye Exam

Robot with a sense of humour.

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'