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"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Binary Man

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Now you're talking my language.'

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Robot Eye Exam

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."