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The birth of the data mining industry (circa 1880): 'I ain't sure what it is, Clyde, but there's a vein of it as wide as yer Aunt Tillie!'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

The Digital Family

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Binary Man

Alphabet soup

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Claw Machine Head

"The abominable algorithm"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

Robot Eye Exam