Binary Breaker T-Shirts

'You know how You created them male and female? -- Well, guess what.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Glass Ceiling

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

High Jump

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

If it makes you fell any better, I had to make seven New Year's resolutions, and I'm sure I'll break every last one. Ice cream.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Routine on/off office

'Now you're talking my language.'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

"You let people walk all over you."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

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