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Moses on the web

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"I have an app for that."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Noah posted his first tweet.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Microwave confusion.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

If God was a programmer

'Y2K compliance!'