Earth Custodian T-Shirts

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Insect extinction

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Stratigraphy

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Save Mars

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Climate Change -- You are here.

Nuclear waste.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Extra Long-jump

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Mother Earth

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Population train.

Saving earth.

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Recycling Centre

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"