Celestial Caretaker Gifts

Earth Bottle.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Jenga!!!

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.