Sacred Space Maintainer Mugs

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

Father

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

I love what you've done with the place.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

Church losing its bell

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Global Warming

I hate jacuzzi day.

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

"I'm sorry that anti-diarrhea medication didn't work. . ."

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

Moon Dump

'Mouthwash!...you spoil that piranha.'

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Slanging Matches

Pope Francis

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

"Leave the shaker."

'Don't get spacey on me.'

Detour