Sacred Land Steward Mugs

Detour

"Would you like some wings?"

Insect extinction

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Stone henge swing.

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'I don't think we have to worry about anyone stealing our St. Joseph's-bread wine glass idea.'

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Gale Norton - US Secretary of the Interior.

"Hi Stan, this is scheduling. Today we're sending you to places no one wants to go, on a day no one wants to work, with people no one wants to fly with."

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'