Land Steward Mugs

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Would you like some wings?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Solar Power.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

The Speculators

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"No, still there."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'