Land Protector Mugs

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Golfing Accident

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."