Land Protector Pillows

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Just Stop Boil

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."