Land Steward Pillows

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Solar Power.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

The Speculators

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"No, still there."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Happy New Year!'