Forest Steward Pillows

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Would you like some wings?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Smokey The Tree"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Tree Funeral

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'May the forest be with you.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The Destruction of the Environment

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Rain Forest

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Solar Power.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"