Forest Steward Gifts

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Would you like some wings?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Smokey The Tree"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

The Destruction of the Environment

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Rain Forest

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.