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'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

Let's get organized

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.