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"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

Club Antisocial

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Does the doctor hug?"

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'