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"I can't believe it! My Tia Carmen saw me naked!"

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

No poking doughboy

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Polly needs some time alone."

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."