Life Architect Prints

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Yoga classes door.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Building giant sand pies.

Brainstorm in progress.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"Writer's block?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Now all we need is a good script."

Writer's Block Party

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Thinking outside the box.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."