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Writer's Block...please help.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Tim Burton

Brainstorm in progress.

House of books.

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Witch Hardware

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Writer's Block Party

Thinking outside the box.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."