Narrative Architects Gifts

Writer's Block...please help.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tim Burton

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Brainstorm in progress.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

House of books.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Writer's block?"

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Witch Hardware

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Writer's Block Party

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Thinking outside the box.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.