Industrial Processes Gifts

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."

"Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?"

Wholesale market in Cuba

'It's a shut-and-open case.'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Paper Production

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

P45 on Factory Line

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

Carcinogens.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Coal Liquidifcation Plant/Oil Solidification Plant.

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.