Industrial Operations Gifts

Oil tanker and refinery.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Awareness!...

Safety First

'It looks like Unit XH-15 is being impossible again, sir!'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

'I did it at the skill centre'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Of course we are doing our part against global warming. Here we are producing a new line of air conditioners.'

"It's all business-to-business. We need some retail outlets."

"And what do you do. . ?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Time Out For Teddy

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Time Clock

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Folding Container.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'