Moving Towards Sustainable Living Gifts

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Global Warmer 2000.