Transitioning To Green Energy T-Shirts

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

The Environmentalist

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Solar Plant

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Sustainability

Swamp gas

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Electric car

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Nuclear energy.