Green Energy T-Shirts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

Natural gas.

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Man driving very small car

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

The Electric Car

"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

Three Pigs Wind Farm.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Climate protection is essential!

"Unfortunately, solar panels don't energize EVERYTHING."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The Evolution of Transport.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Oh, you took a spaceship here? Must have used a ton of fossil fuel."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Updated Classic: The Wind in the Willows

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

"Talking the obesity issue is costing a fortune, half a billion in three years!"

Non-Polluter - Energy Saver

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"