Clean Energy T-Shirts

'I'm very pleased to report to the shareholders that as a result of conservation efforts and our use of alternative energy sources, we have been able to eliminate the entire big toe from our carbon footprint.'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'Dang slippery solar panels!'

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Green Vehicle Only

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Earth-friendly.

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

Future Public Transport.

Factory Chimney

'When does the rest of the plane get here?'

Air Pollution Threat

"Told you this technology is clean."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Clean diesel v filthy fuel

Go Green

Man on Island.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Ecological electricity

"Cough cough"

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

100% carbon neutral

Solar Frankenstein