Starting A Garden Project Gifts

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Gardener laying turf.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Do you have anything bigger?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Raining

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Watering Flowers

Show and Tell.

Tree Squirrel

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

House plants

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Grow damn you!

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"What are you growing?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."